I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

  #scream   #my mom says this every time she sees those things   #DIDN'T U PEOPLE WATCH DEXTER   


The moment when the table turns.

  #30 rock   #liz lemon   #jack donaghy   #rip i miss u show   
  #lea michele   #she makes me feel less old   


Haha dude…you are so cute bro. Want to be my bf? Bf means brofriend, so its like double the bro. Youre my best bro dude. I love you man. I really love you so much

  #sam evans   
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
  #txt   #so about me it's not funny   
  #sam evans   
  #emma stone   #she gets it   

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist

  #nicki minaj   
  #nicki minaj   #increasingly sure she's actually some goddess of female power wisdom and fertility   





she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up if fun but to promise to stay in school

Love this!

Stories you won’t see in the media

#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki

  #nicki minaj   #I REALLY LOVE NICKI MINAJ OKAY   

Chipotle keeps it too real.


Chipotle keeps it too real.

Anonymous asked:
Will you keep watching in season 6?


I will watch with passion and excitement until the very last line has been uttered and the last songs have been sung. Seriously. I love Glee. I love it all—the good, the bad, the infuriating, and the delightful. 

chordover: @jennaushkowitz thanks for lending me your seeing eye dog :)

  #chord overstreet   #such a weirdo